Two couples about to swap partners. Credit: thelostogle.com
Let’s talk about keeping a relationship alive.
I covered some of my favorite tips in my article, “Keeping A Relationship Alive,” and “The 7 Rings of Desire,” but I wanna take all that a step further.
You only need two glues to keep a relationship together: communication and sex.
If there’s no communication, there’s isolation, and that’s the opposite of relation…ship. It’s a relation…shit. (Bah-boo-boo-ching. I’ll be here all night.)
And once the sex goes, what’ve you got left, but mere friendship?
Now, here’s the problem.
When it comes to having sex in a long-term relationship… We get into our little routines. We do the same moves over and over. We have sex in the same place time after time. After a while it gets boring. And you’re like, “sex again? Ugh.” Then you go whack it to some porn.
That’ll do wonders for your relationship. Not.
What’s the solution? Variety. If the problem is doing the same thing over and over, then the solution is to shake things up a little, right? Of course it is.
Well, what kind of stuff can I throw in there for variety’s sake?
You sure you wanna ask me that? Okay, bro. You asked for it. Here’s a quick list for starters:
- Dirty talk
- Dirty texts
- Role Play
- Getting her to pose for pics
- Using the Remote Control Egg while out in Public
- Spanking
- Constraints
- Sex toys
- Hypnosis
- Watch Porn Together
- Entice, then Deny
- Deeply Intimate Sex
- Threesomes
- Swinging
Swinging? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Before you get too crazy about the idea, let me just explain, all right?
WHY SWINGING
It used to be monogamy was the “gold standard” of a loving relationship. It used to be that “opening the relationship” to other people would destroy the relationship. It used to be saying “I think we should see others” was code for let’s breakup.
Not anymore.
You’d be surprised how many happily committed couples swing. You’d be surprised at how not only does it NOT destroy their relationship, but it often brings them closer together.
‘Cause it takes trust. ‘Cause you go on an adventure TOGETHER. ‘Cause you learn to appreciate what you have even more.
But here’s the coolest part: you get to bring out your woman’s inner-slut.
Mm-hm. Oh, hell yeah.
Now by “slut” I don’t mean a woman who sleeps around.
I mean a woman who’s sexually uninhibited, adventurous, expressive, animalistic. EVERY woman has that sexual beast in them. It’s just that women don’t always get to bring her out to play too often.
Well, by leading her into new territories of sexual experience, you can help your woman awaken the full potential of her sexuality. And she’ll love you even MORE for it.
Nice, right?
So, let’s take a peek at swinging. As a way of keeping your relationship alive, and awakening your woman’s sexuality.
First, I’ll look inside the Swinger’s community. Then I’ll give you some tips in how to introduce your woman to it. Finally, I’ll give you a few quick etiquette tips during the whole swinging experience.
Sound good?
THE SWINGER COMMUNITY
First things first. The goal is not to gratify your own selfish desires. If you’re gonna swing, do it as something you and your girl do TOGETHER. Your goal is to enhance your relationship.
Okay with that important disclaimer out of the way, let’s get into the good stuff.
You’ll find most swingers are in their 30s and 40s. Yes, you’ll find swingers in their 20s, 50, 60s, too. But a lot of them are in that 30s-40s range. Most couples are married, with the guy being straight and the girl being bi, but you’ll find all sorts of variations.
There are three basic ways to meet other couples who swing: dances, on-premises clubs, or online ads. Let’s look at each.
1. The Dances
Swinger dances are filled with open bisexual behavior. Yet they consist entirely of couples. Here’s something else that’s funny. Every one of these dances admit single women, but very few allow single men. Isn’t that funny? It’s probably for good reason because check out what the dances are like…
This took place in “The Legacy Club,” a swinger’s club in Orlando. Swinger’s clubs are filled with open sexual behavior, including between hot bisexual women. Sweet! Credit: lustwave.com
At these dances you’ll find two women going down on each other in a corner or women sucking another woman’s tits on the dance floor. Mwah-ha-ha (my evil laugh).
Some dances are held in the ballroom of a hotel so couples can reserve a hotel room that night.
Okay, so much for the dances. Here are what the on-premise clubs are like.
2. The On-Premise Clubs
I took this from “The Sugar House,” a swinger’s club in Denver, Colorado. Credit: sugarhousedenver.com
You’ll find rooms with one bed that have a door that locks. Oooor, rooms with many beds with no locks on the door. In other words, you’ll find private rooms or public rooms.
Why do they have bedrooms at the clubs?
Tee-hee. So, after you meet a couple you like, you can get down to business right there and then. Hahaha!
Can you imagine if all clubs had bedrooms in them for that reason? Wouldn’t that be glorious? Well these clubs do, which is just cool.
Anywho. There are two types of swaps: “full swap” and “soft swap.” Full swap is when couples have intercourse with each other’s spouses. Soft swap is when couples do everything with each other’s spouses except intercourse.
The cool thing about either one these clubs or dances is you don’t have to seduce the other woman. All you have to do is be cool, fun, and relatively attractive. You don’t really need game. All you have to do is eliminate the couples who are there only for a soft swap (if what you’re after is the full swap, of course).
The downside to this no-need-for-game is swingers can be superficial. Couples often choose each for how physically attractive you and your girl are. It’s not based on emotional connection or personal qualities.
And it’s the girls who tend to be the picky ones. The guys usually go along with whatever.
Okay, you’re probably wondering by now, “How do you find these dances and clubs?”
Just put in a search the on web for dances and clubs in your area. Go to them. Meet the people there. As they get to know you, they’ll invite you to large, unadvertised dances or parties where beautiful swingers go.
You’re in.
3. Online Ads
Finally, you can search online ads like this www.swinger-nation.ie for other couples who swing.
All you do here is exchange pictures and emails with another couple. You then agree to meet up at a local bar for drinks. You spend maybe a half hour or so talking. That’s all you need before it’s time to get down to business.
Kinda cool as to how there’s no need for games and stuff like that, right? Swingers are very okay with sex already, they want it, it’s already on the table, so there’s no need to pretend and beat around the bush.
Cool, fine, whatever. But HOW do you get your girl to swing?
Ah, the million-dollar question. Let’s talk about that now. That last one would take a whole other article itself to breakdown.
HOW TO GET YOUR GIRL TO SWING
From David Shade, I learned there are three ways to do it. One of them is advanced. Here they are:
1) Tell her three fantasy-stories. Make one about swinging, and see how she responds.
2) Just tell her you’re going to take her to a swinger’s dance.
3) Have a threesome with your girl first, then take her to a Swinger’s dance.
Let’s just focus on the first two.
1. Tell her three fantasy stories
It’s night, you’re in bed with your girl, you kiss her up, get her in the mood. You don’t stick it in yet, though. Stop and tell her it’s “Story-Time”:
You: “Hey baby, I’ve written three fantasies for you. I wanna read them to you.”
Her: “Okay!”
Read the fantasies aloud to her, if you’ve written them out ahead of time. I means wou don’t have to write them out ahead of time, if you don’t want. You can just tell her three fantasies.
Make the FIRST FANTASY about something you know already excites her. Maybe it involves a movie star she likes. Maybe it involves getting massaged and given a bath before sex. Maybe it involves getting ravished by a shadowy stranger in an alleyway. Whatever. Just make it about something she’s already excited about. And feel free to use hypothetical people.
Make the SECOND FANTASY about a threesome. Again, feel free to use hypothetical people. But whatever you do, make sure to set the fantasy up like it’s a story.
It’s funny because when you compare romance novels and female erotica with porn, you’ll see in “female porn” there’s an actual story with characters. In other words, they don’t go straight to the sex. The sex scenes are built up to, with a story.
So, follow suit. In your fantasy, set up the threesome with characters. Tell a story about how a threesome would happen. Describe the threesome in a way that would excite the hell out of her with the forbidden, with resistance, with anticipation. What I’m trying to say is don’t make it just about the deed, include lots of buildup.
If you’re drawing a blank on stories to tell her, here’re some books I refer to for ideas:
- “My Secret Garden” by Nancy Friday
- “Private Thoughts” by Wendy Maltz and Suzie Boss
- “To Turn You On” by J. Aphrodite.
Hell, you could probably ready one of these fantasies for her. There are threesome stories in there. Reading one of those would do the trick, too.
If you don’t want to buy one of those books (I’d highly recommend you invest in one because it goes a long way in helping a guys understand how to turn women on), you could even put a search on the web for “female fantasies.” There’s plenty out there for free. Here’s a great resource right here.
Make the THIRD FANTASY about a man who brings home another man to help him double penetrate his girl.
After you’ve read/told her the three fantasies, polish the night off with some AWESOME sex.
At a later time (could be that night or the next day), ask her what she thought of the three fantasies. When she mentions the double penetration one, tell her:
“I think that would be exciting in the context of a secure relationship. There would be no jealousy. It would be about giving you amazing pleasure and making the relationship even more exciting.”
You’ve planted the seed.
On another night, do ANOTHER “Story-Time.” Tell her THESE three fantasies:
The FIRST about a threesome, the SECOND about double penetration, the THIRD about spouse-swapping. And, of course, polish off the night with great sex.
Discuss the fantasies that night or the next day. When she mentions the spouse-swapping one, talk about how that would be exciting within the context of a secure relationship, too. Especially if it’s done as something that would bring the two of you closer together. Emphasize that. That’s it’d be something that would bring a couple closer together.
When she agrees, put in a search on the web for swinger dances clubs in your area, or search online ads. Then tell her you’re going to take her to a swinger’s club or meet a couple.
Yes, you might get objections. I’ll talk about that under the next option.
2. Just tell her you’re going to take her to a Swinger’s Dance
The second option is a little more direct.
Search swinger clubs or online ads in your area. Find something you like. Then say to her:
“Hey, I’m taking you to a swinger’s night this Saturday night. It’ll be awesome. We’ll just watch for a little bit. And you can decide if you want to stay longer.”
Bam, done.
Well, maybe not quite done. She’ll probably bring up some objections like: the people in the community are unattractive and skanky. Or, it might destroy the relationship.
As for the first concern, there are MANY attractive people in the swinger community. And lots of hot, bisexual women. That right there will probably be the biggest draw for a woman.
How?
Because about one-third of women admit they’re bisexual, one-third are secretly open to the idea, and one-third would try it but they have a dogmatic social stigma against it. Women simply find other women attractive. This might be her chance she’s always wanted to try.
As for the second objection, make sure she understands it will be done in the context of a secure relationship. It’s meant to be done TOGETHER. It’s to meant to add enjoyment to your already wonderful sex life, and to bring you two other closer together. No jealousy. She’s always #1. And if it any time she feels uncomfortable, let her know you’ll stop.
For example, the dialogue might look something like this (credit goes to David Shade in “Bring Out Her Inner Slut”):
You: “This Saturday I’m taking you to a Swinger’s club.”
Her: “What? Why?”
You: “I’ve always been curious about the swinger community, and I want to learn about it. We’ll watch and you decide if you wanna stay longer or not.”
Her: “Why do you want to learn about swingers?”
You: “I’m curious about why they swing.”
Her: “They’re probably all swanky.”
You: “From what I’ve heard, many of them are attractive. And all the women are bisexual.”
Her: “So you want us to get into swinging?”
You: “I’m not saying I want us to get into swinging. I’m just curious about the community, and want to learn about it.”
Her: “Are you not happy with me?”
You: “Of course I’m happy with you. I love you. I love having sex with you, and you’re the most beautiful woman in the world to me. But you know me. I’m also always looking for ways to enhance our relationship. It’s just an experiment. It”ll only be for us and to bring us closer together. You’re always number one. And if at any point you don’t like it, we’ll stop.”
Her: “If we do this, I don’t want you kissing another woman on the mouth.”
You: “Fair.”
Her: “Okay. Fine. I’ll try it just once…”
I’ve gotta tell you… Don’t be surprised if she becomes VERY enthusiastic about it. Haha
Okay, once your girl’s ready to rock n roll, let me give you a few etiquette tips once it’s time to get down to business…
SOME ETIQUETTE TIPS WHEN IT COMES TIME TO SWING
1. Before The Deed:
- BE GROOMED. The better looking you and your girl are, the more couples will be interested in you. How can we guys become more attractive? We can bump ourselves up on the attractiveness scale (let’s say from a “5” to a “7”) just by being groomed. That means no stragglers hanging from the nose. Showered. Shaved. Dressed well. Smelling good.
- BE COOL. You don’t have to seduce the other woman. And DEFINITELY don’t be pushy. Just be cool. What do I mean by that? Have social graces. By “social graces” I mean you make eye contact (shows honesty), you listen and ask about them (don’t hog the conversation), you’re fun, playful (see my article “Flirting” for more on this), and you’ve got interesting things to talk about (even though this article about conversation is on pickup, it covers basics of good conversation… talking in terms of them). Just be likable, fun, “normal.” You’re in.
- BE THE GUY’S BEST BUDDY. You’re going to be fucking his wife. He’s gotta be able to trust you. So, show him respect. And bond with him.
2. During The Deed:
- TAKE THE LEAD. When it comes time to do the deed, people get hesitant. Who will make the first move? I’ll tell you, women don’t like to. And the other guy might not know how. So, take the lead. How? First, instruct the girls to kiss. After they’ve done that for a while, instruct them to strip and eat each other out. Sit back and enjoy the show with the guy. Soon, the girls will be ready for cock and will want you guys to join in. WARNING: Just because they’re swingers doesn’t meant they’re the world’s greatest lovers. All the more reason to take the lead.
- MAKE YOUR GIRL #1. Include your woman in everything you do. If she’s ever feeling uncomfortable, stop. It’s not about getting your rocks off. It’s about enhancing your relationship with her. If you’ve set rules ahead of time (maybe she doesn’t want you to come in the other woman), make sure you abide by them. Always make sure she’s cool, first.
3. After the Deed:
- NO CUDDLING WITH THE OTHER WOMAN. This goes with “Make Your Girl #1.” No cuddling or emotional bonding with the other woman. That will cause jealousy. Swap wives, tell the couple it was nice meeting them afterward, maybe even talk for a few minutes. Then leave. No emotional drama. The lack of clinginess and emotional drama is actually a breath of fresh air.
CONCLUSION
If you’re gonna swing, remember these three important points:
- Women are highly sexual and this can bring her sexuality out even more.
- Take the lead.
- It’s about enhancing your relationship and expanding her sexual experience.
Swinging is a shit-load of fun. It can truly bring you two closer together. It will definitely add variety and spice to your sex life. And it can bring out the love and appreciation you two have for each other even more.
Swinging couples enjoying some time together. Credit: momlogic.com
