Sex Tips, Part 7: Talking


The good and the bad of what to say in bed. Click on the picture to view it full size. Credit:

1. Before sex: “Can’t wait to rip your clothes off tonight.” “You look so hot, I can’t make it though the day unless I have you right now.” “Can’t wait to fuck you tonight.” “What panties are you wearing?” “I’m getting hard just thinking about what I’m going to do to you when I get home.”

2. Dirty Talk During Sex: Say what you’re feeling or thinking. Use X-rated words. “Like the way my hard cock feels in your wet pussy?” “Your pussy feels so good.” “You’re so wet and tight.” “I love the way my dick slides in your hot, wet pussy.” “Baby you’ve got the best {fill in body part of choice}”

Use X-rated words. Credit:

Use X-rated words. Credit:

3. Compliment her tits: “I love your tits.” “Your tits are so hot.”

4. Compliment her pussy: “I love the way you taste.” “You’ve got such a gorgeous pussy.”

5. Compliment her as a lover: “You’re the best I’ve ever had.”

6. Tell her how excited she makes you: “You turn me on so much.” “You excite me so much.”

7. Make sounds: I got this from Alex Allman. You know how a guy will go “hiya!” before a karate chop? Making that sound gets his “chi” moving, and gives him a dose of strength. Do the same thing in bed. When you make sounds (rather than be all silent) it gets your “chi” going. It gives you a dose of strength and domination. Makes you more passionate. And just like her sounds turn us on, our sounds turn her on.

The big takeaway: don’t be silent in bed. Stimulate her mind. Talk to her in bed, and express yourself.

Dirty talk is a big thumbs up. Credit:

Dirty talk is always a big thumbs up. Credit:

2 thoughts on “Sex Tips, Part 7: Talking

  1. Chibi'sFriendWhoNeedsHelp

    dude i need girl help. a friend told me that your a expert on girls and i should go to you and judging by these comments it was no lie.
    okay. one of my closest friends (her adopted internet name) ‘chibi’ is someone who i can relate to and understand. we’re both wierd but she’s beautifully wierd. we both do random crap but shes so amazing when doing the smallest of pranks or maybe just down to the way she bites her godamn bottom lip when trying not to smile or giggle at our ‘do not laugh challenges’ .we both dyed our hair ,hers makes her bubbly personality that bit more twisted and dark which is so fucking cute! i love chibi from her personality to her habits! but i dont want to hurt her or fuck her feelings up cos’ she’s been bullied and i saw the impact it has on her even today. what do i do!? how do i confess!? should i confess?! ive knew her for 10 years from primary school to secondry school.I NEED HELP!!! 🙁 sorry for the girly account my little sister fucked my google pass so i use chibi’s old one. THE FUCKING LOYALTY MAN!!! SHE TRUSTS ME SO MUCH!!!

    1. renaissan

      I’m not so sure you need my help. I’m hearing you ask two different questions. First, “will I hurt her if I confess my love to her?” Second, “should I confess my feelings to her?”

      The reason I say I’m not sure you need my help is because before you asked me these questions you gushed about how much you like this woman. Like you sound like the real deal, man. And that’s so awesome.

      So, MY question to YOU would be: first, “why do you think you would hurt her?” Especially hearing how strongly you feel for this woman? Second, “if you feel so strongly for her, why would you NOT confess your feelings for her?”

      If another of your questions is “how do I confess my feelings for her?” I would ask you, “did you read what your wrote to me?” What you wrote above is perfect. Telling her all the things you love about her is fantastic. Tell her that. Honesty and speaking from the heart really does work great.

      And the two of you sound PERFECT for each other. I have a strong feeling her feelings for you might be reciprocated to you.

      One last question. If you’re on your deathbed, looking back on this crossroads you’re at, would you be glad you didn’t confess your feelings to her? Or would you be glad you did confess your feelings to her? That may be the answer to your question.


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