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Sex Tips, Part 7: Talking

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The good and the bad of what to say in bed. Click on the picture to view it full size. Credit: http://flowingdata.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/flow_sex.jpg

1. Before sex: “Can’t wait to rip your clothes off tonight.” “You look so hot, I can’t make it though the day unless I have you right now.” “Can’t wait to fuck you tonight.” “What panties are you wearing?” “I’m getting hard just thinking about what I’m going to do to you when I get home.”

2. Dirty Talk During Sex: Say what you’re feeling or thinking. Use X-rated words. “Like the way my hard cock feels in your wet pussy?” “Your pussy feels so good.” “You’re so wet and tight.” “I love the way my dick slides in your hot, wet pussy.” “Baby you’ve got the best {fill in body part of choice}”

Use X-rated words. Credit: www.weoutthere.net

Use X-rated words. Credit: www.weoutthere.net

3. Compliment her tits: “I love your tits.” “Your tits are so hot.”

4. Compliment her pussy: “I love the way you taste.” “You’ve got such a gorgeous pussy.”

5. Compliment her as a lover: “You’re the best I’ve ever had.”

6. Tell her how excited she makes you: “You turn me on so much.” “You excite me so much.”

7. Make sounds: I got this from Alex Allman. You know how a guy will go “hiya!” before a karate chop? Making that sound gets his “chi” moving, and gives him a dose of strength. Do the same thing in bed. When you make sounds (rather than be all silent) it gets your “chi” going. It gives you a dose of strength and domination. Makes you more passionate. And just like her sounds turn us on, our sounds turn her on.

The big takeaway: don’t be silent in bed. Stimulate her mind. Talk to her in bed, and express yourself.

Dirty talk is a big thumbs up. Credit: rottenecards.com

Dirty talk is always a big thumbs up. Credit: rottenecards.com